Postcards from Honeymoon-Got to read this

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jkadin, Sep 17, 2008.

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    A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a
    short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their
    sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a
    postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
    felt.

    The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
    wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at
    first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
    It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased
    for her daughter.

    The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
    wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to
    go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
    Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again
    slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.

    The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
    waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still
    nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
    Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British
    Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine,
    flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
    the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
    days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.:eek:
     
    jkadin, Sep 17, 2008 IP
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    NeuroToxic Banned

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    #2
    Rofl... :) Thats hilarious Jkadin, your jokes and video clips definitely brighten up my day... ;)
     
    NeuroToxic, Sep 18, 2008 IP
  3. levampire

    levampire Active Member

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    #3
    Ouch, That's Touchy :D:p
     
    levampire, Sep 18, 2008 IP
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    #4
    Nice one :D
     
    sanjay_bhuarya, Sep 18, 2008 IP
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    jkadin Peon

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    #5
    I am glad i have brighten up your days. I have a on going joke of the day in the entertainment section. Thanks
     
    jkadin, Sep 18, 2008 IP
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    digitalduke Notable Member

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    #6
    Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha :D
    Its been a while since I haven't heard such jokes...

    Thanks mate :p
     
    digitalduke, Sep 18, 2008 IP
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    :D:D Lmao Keep them coming!
     
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    chandan123 Prominent Member

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    #8
    :D :D :D :D very nice
     
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    #9
    That is brilliant.
     
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    lol!! that cracked me up..:)
     
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    I will keep my eyes peeled for any new ones that you post... :)
     
    NeuroToxic, Sep 19, 2008 IP
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    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    OhMyGhoss..
    I am still lmao.
     
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