Ahem...what can I say? Okay, the real story is that a bunch of us were hanging out talking about the names of crayons and making up fake ones. That was one I came up with, and apparently my friends won't let me forget it.
Well, I once had a Chinese cricket named Po Sa Ting,...back when we were living on Membah Road, ... (yes, I am making it up) Stupe St. Richard just doesn't have the same ring about it
toby chescombe.... maybe could be used if my road had a t after the s and combe with spelt and pronounced to rhyme with bum!
I'd be Lucky Park. Maybe that should be get lucky in the park. In fact when I think about I think the first time I got lucky was in a park. Hmmm.