Post your best pickup lines!

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  1. #1
    Excuse me ma'am, did you just fart?

    Cuz' you just blew me away...


    .....

    :D
     
    Ikaruga, Mar 12, 2008 IP
  2. leandar

    leandar Well-Known Member

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    you say her in suddenly

    hey , do you think obama will be the next US president ?
     
    leandar, Mar 12, 2008 IP
  3. SEOBusiness

    SEOBusiness Well-Known Member

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    #3
    Obama shall be the next US president.
     
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  4. leandar

    leandar Well-Known Member

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    #4
    so lets go to the pub
     
    leandar, Mar 12, 2008 IP
  5. felise32

    felise32 Peon

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    Are you're feet tired ? Cuz' you've been running through my mind all day :rolleyes:
     
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  6. leandar

    leandar Well-Known Member

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    #6
    first i will be best friend of her dad
     
    leandar, Mar 12, 2008 IP
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    Dondon2d Peon

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    #7
    Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb.
     
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  8. brethart

    brethart Peon

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    #8
    guaranteed way to make a girl respond during the chat

    i wonder wt does it take for a girl to say hi <hmmm>

    always works!
     
    brethart, Mar 12, 2008 IP
  9. daniegb123

    daniegb123 Banned

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    #9
    How about.
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    Woh! Your hot :p :D
     
    daniegb123, Mar 13, 2008 IP
  10. mikey1090

    mikey1090 Moderator Staff

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    #10
    Excuse me, do you have a plaster? I hurt myself when I fell for you. :D:D:D:D Amazing!
     
    mikey1090, Mar 13, 2008 IP
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    pipsbank Banned

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    May I know what time is it now?
    My watch is not working
     
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  12. brethart

    brethart Peon

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    #12
    hard for them to resist
     
    brethart, Mar 13, 2008 IP
  13. leandar

    leandar Well-Known Member

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    #13
    first you repair your watch then pick up girls :( :D
     
    leandar, Mar 13, 2008 IP
  14. deluxdon

    deluxdon Catch Me If You Can...!!!™ Staff

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    #14
    Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? :D:D

    DON.
     
    deluxdon, Mar 13, 2008 IP
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    Jargenhunter Guest

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    #15
    I just won a million dollars, wanna help me spend it?

    <disclaimer: I am not responsible for bankruptcy that may occur from this method>
     
    Jargenhunter, Mar 13, 2008 IP
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
     
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  17. brethart

    brethart Peon

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    #17

    cool :cool:
     
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  18. bangalore

    bangalore Peon

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    #18
    Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk past again.

    Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
     
    bangalore, Mar 13, 2008 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    IMO, that's the best one so far. ;)
     
    buffalo, Mar 13, 2008 IP
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    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    #20
    Excuse me, do you mind if I sit next to you? Just I'm straining my eyes!

    CountryBoy special - more effective than chloroform at getting the ladies to fall at your feet!
     
    CountryBoy, Mar 13, 2008 IP
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