Since nuking others and irony are standards in our beloved P&R i though we could post some political jokes . I got his one via YM today : Obama goes to consult a witch. The witch, very focused, closes her eyes and says: - I see you passing on a large boulevard, in a convertible car and people shouting whit joy. Obama smiles and asks: - So, the crowd is happy ? - Yes, very ! - The people are running after the car ? - Yes , running around the car like crazy. Police finds it very difficult to make room for the car. - There are people who wave flags? - Yes, flags and banners with words of hope for a better future. - Really ? And people shout , sing? - Yes , people are shouting phrases of hope: <<Oh! From now on everything will be better !!!>> The nation is celebrating . - And me, how am I reacting to this? - I can not see. The coffin is closed.
Here's another - "In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress." - John Adams
A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to come in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached him and said: “Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?†Moshe replied, “I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!â€
Funny Quotes by Obama. Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change. Barack Obama Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008. In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed. Barack Obama On Kansas tornado that killed 12 people, 2007 speech blunder. Ok, look, you know, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point. Barack Obama Confessing to drug use to audience of US magazine editors, November 2006. The Joke is below: Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and Joe Biden were trapped on a desert island with no hope of rescue, so Obama pulled a magic lamp out of his turban and rubbed it until a Genie appeared, The Genie announced that he would grant three wishes; one wish for each of the castaways. Obama immediately wished to be magically transported to Chicago and he was gone in a puff of smoke. Palin asked to go to Alaska and she was instantly whisked away. Biden began to cry and said, “Now I’m all alone. I wish I had my two friends back!â€
lol smart Joke although it wasn't just a joke. when I want to proud of my country should talk to Muslims in other countries!
Always nice to see you, Babak. Here's more political humor from "Obama", this article was on The Onion (I thought it was kind of cute): Obama: Aside From All The Weirdos And Freaks Around Here, The State Of The Union Is Strong
So damn true...that's exactly what Muslims clerics propagate to convince Muslims that the western media contains all lies and propaganda because its controlled by the jews. Therefore, 9/11 was actually an inside job...Oh boy!
An atheist passes a priest and shouts "Jesus is a lie!". He then passes a jew and shouts "God is a lie!". He then passes a Muslim Cleric and shouts, "Good day Sir!" How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America? None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you. Did you hear about the Muslim who was arrested for oral sex with a wasp? He was charged with bee-heading
You are on the side of the road with a flat tire. A Republican and a Democrat drive by. A Republican will drive right by and expect you the change the tire yourself. A Democrat will stop to fix your flat, but will do it so incompetently he sets your car on fire. (Lewis Black)
Too FUNNY! Something similar: A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican’s pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five. Now you understand the difference between Republicans & Democrats.
A Mullah was passing the street close to a woman. That woman slapped in the face of Mullah and suddenly a guy after them beat that Mullah hardly. Police arrest them and asked what happened. Woman responded: I done that because of Mullah shameful proposal and insult me. That guy told: oh I thought regimen changed!
This joke was popular when India and Pakistan were ruled by Vajpayee and Mushraff respectively. Frustrated with the failing efforts and the burden of having to appease their countrymen, both Vajpayee and Mushraff, heads of India and Pakistan dash to heavens. God grants them a wish each but asks them to be thoughtful. Musharaff, bogged down by the growing anti India sentiments in his country and India's might, asks for a fort to be built around his country. God grants it and bam, appears a solid stone structure around Pakistan. Vajpayee, being curious of this asks God about it. Replies god that the structure is 50 ft tall and 20 ft wide and that it was water tight but says why was he not asking what he wanted instead? Vajpayee asks god to fill the fort with water.
Republicans say that government is the problem, and when elected prove that they are right. Democrats say that government is the solution, and when elected prove that the Republicans are right.