Socialism: You have 2 cows. your neighbors help you to take care of them and you share the milk. Communism: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and provides you the milk. Fascism: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. Nazism: You have 2 cows. The government takes the white one and kills the black one. Dictatorship: You have 2 cows. The militiamen’s confiscate them and shoot you. Feudality: You have 2 cows. The lord takes half of the milk. Participative democracy: You have 2 cows. A vote decides who will own the milk. Representative democracy: You have 2 cows. An election appoints someone who will decide who will own the milk. Environmentalism: You have 2 cows. You keep the milk, the government buys the dung and you must pay a tax for the methane provided by the cows. Singapore democracy: You have 2 cows. You are fined for cattle raising in your apartment. Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and buy a bull in order to have calves. Hong-Kong capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell 3 to your own company using credentials provided by your brother in law. Then you exchange the credentials and get 4 cows during the financial operation. At the same time you get a tax deduction for the cleaning of your 5 cows. The rights to sell the milk of your 6 cows are transferred by a Panamanian third party to a Cayman Islands company owned by a shareholder whom sells you the right to sell the milk of your 7 cows. Reports said the company owns 8 ruminants with a call option for another one. At the same time, you kill the 2 cows as their horoscopes are unfavorable. Wild capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one, force the other one to produce 4 times the quantity of the milk. You fire the worker that took care of it saying he is useless. Bureaucracy: You have 2 cows. The government releases hygiene rules that forces you to kill one of them. Afterward, you must declare the milk provided by the survived cow and sell it to the government which throw it. Then you must fill a form for your missing cow. Feminism: You have 2 cows. The government fines you for discrimination. You sell one of your cow and buy a bull you try to milk. Surrealism: You have 2 cows. The government asks you they attend harmonica courses. European capitalism: You have 2 cows. During the first year, the government supports you so that you can buy a third cow. The second year, quotas decrease and you are fined for overproduction. The third year, you get a bonus to kill the third cow. English monarchy: You kill one of the cow in order to feed the other one. The survived cow becomes crazy and Europe asks you to kill it. You do it and use the meat to feed your sheeps. French capitalism: In order to finance the retirement of your cows, you create a new tax: CSSA (Cow solidarity social assessment). Two years later, the system collapses as all the cows are imported from UK. In order to solve the deficit, a new tax on the milk production is created: RBUP (refund of the bovine unpaid bill). But cows start striking and there is no more milk. French take to the streets :"We want milk, we want milk !". France builds a milk-pipeline across the Channel to UK. But Europe declares UK milk is unsafe. France creates a new tax for the useless milk-pipeline: the TEMP (Tax for the Empty Milk pipeline), etc, etc. Corsica: You have two pigs running in the forest. You say you own 20 cows and get the subventions from Europe.