6 Jun 2006 by Sir Charles Cheese-Cake Run for your lives! Hide! It's 6th June 2006 and in an attempt to quash any potential satanic uprising Tony Blair has ordered that all babies born today be taken into custody for questioning. "There is a clear and present danger to the security of this country, just as there was with Saddam," said the PM, "and as such we must take pre-emptive action by bringing these potentially evil infants in for interrogation." The firsts arrest occurred shortly after 6.06 am this morning, when little Tommy Prenderghast was arrested at the Whittington Hospital under Anti-Anti-Christ Legislation and taken to Paddington Green police station in west London. "I can confirm that earlier today a 1 hour old Islington child was apprehended by a team of around 250 officers, most of them heavily armed and spoiling for a fight, at a north London maternity unit," said a Met spokesman. "After a brief scuffle with the mother who we may or may not have shot during the incident, the newborn was taken away to a secure location to be questioned and have its nappy changed." Liberal Democrat leader Sir Menzies Campbell was expected to condemn the hospital raids but unfortunately his staff couldn't wake him up. Meanwhile, eternal profiteers William Hill are offering odds of 50/1 that the world will end today. 666 is widely known to be the number of 'The Beast', or 'John Prescott' as he now prefers to be called; so what better way to celebrate the potential destruction of mankind by having a flutter down the local bookies? "We love these types of occasion," said a bookmaker whilst rubbing his hands together in glee. "They give us a real chance to profit from those stupid members of the working class who just love frittering away their hard earned giros on pointless wagers. We do promise, of course, to pay out to our customers in full, should Armageddon occur." ********************************************************* What do you guys think about this article? It must be true because a highly respected investigative reporter, "Sir Charles cheescake" wrote it for a highly respected news website, "deadbrain.com" HeHe
Yeah, those babies try to act so innocent. Thank goodness they our behind bars so we can all be safe!