http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/callalily19/which-is-the-right-religion-for-you-old-version My results are quite shocking! You Scored as Satanism I love people,i love nature... I DONT KNOW HOW THE HELL I COULD HAVE SCORED THIS!! Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. Satanism is a religious or philosophical movement centered around Satan or another entity identified with Satan, or centered around the forces of nature, particularly human nature, represented by Satan as an archetype. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
You Scored as Islam Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Islam 80% Paganism 50% Judaism 40% Hinduism 30% Christianity 30% Satanism 20% Atheism 0%
Damn straight. Anyone else think this quiz was grossly geared towards christianity? It basically sets out with the default that you are a christian, then it's backup is muslim and everything else is satanist or atheist.
I got Satanism too. I'd be proud if I were you OP, in this particular quiz all that means is you aren't blinded by an imaginary god and you believe in achieving things for yourself. Oh, and you don't think that "god" should dictate how you have sex, what you eat, etc. Also, (modern) Satanism is very much pro nature; and you can love people and be a Satanist - it isn't about hating people, it's more about your own personal belief system
You Scored as Satanism Satanism 70% Islam 55% Paganism 40% Christianity 40% Hinduism 25% Judaism 25% Atheism 15% :|
It's clearly broken anyway - you can't get 70% Satanism (which should really have been called "Modern Satanism" anyways) and then get 55% Islam - Satanism is largely about a disbelief in god(s) and a belief in personal freedom and liberty, whereas Islam is, obviously, not.
why not? muslims adore a god that commands them to kill gays, stone raped girls, lash adulterers and kill writers and illustrators. quite satanic
cientificoloco - Modern Satanism is actually not against gays; it's not pro gay - but it believes in personal freedom and liberty. One of the pillars is that you can do what you want provided it doesn't hurt anyone else. So, a Modern Satanist is not in fact anti gay, and is in reality against rape. Also, whatever you might think, you need to do some reading - to be a Satanist one does not have to believe that Satan (or god) exist.
Alexis, I don't get Satanism. There are Theistic Satanists (devil worshipers). To be honest, they scare me. Then, there are Satanists that say they don't believe in Satan (or any deity). If that were true, why don't they just call themselves atheists?
Christianity 100% Islam 95% Satanism 65% Paganism 50% Hinduism 20% Judaism 10% Atheism 0% I have no idea how I got satanism with this percent. LOL
I know that there are; but based on the questions asked in this "quiz" the result points toward Modern Satanism. I don't understand Traditional Satanism; people who are Traditional Satanists DO worship the devil, DO encourage harm to others, etc. The reason Modern Satanists don't call themselves Atheists is because - well - it's like how there are a million different kinds of Christians; they have the same belief about God but different morals/values. A Modern Satanist believes in living life a certain way; for example one pillar is that if someone deliberately seeks to cause harm to yourself or those close to you that you "destroy" that person - Atheists don't have these pillars. All in all I'm still an Atheist - but my beliefs to veer very close to Modern Satanism. At the end of the day though it's just a name - a label - that differs slightly from Atheism, or is at least slightly stricter in who can be defined using said label. *I don't blame you for being afraid of genuine devil worshipers - I personally think that these people tend to be psychologically a bit messed up, and I'll admit that those with unpredictable mental illnesses do make me uneasy too.
This is just my personal opinion, but I can't help but feel, Modern Satanists are yearning for religion. They create the satanist bible, the satanist church, and even have statements, rules, or pillars to live by -- they even have members of the Priesthood. They have the The Nine Satanic Statements, The Nine Satanic Sins, and The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth. Here are The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth... Do not deny the power of magic? LOL, these aren't atheists. Not sure what. This would make an interesting thread. Edit: Does Anton LaVey represent Modern Satanism?
I'm not 100% sure on the result I got heh You Scored as Satanism Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. Satanism is a religious or philosophical movement centered around Satan or another entity identified with Satan, or centered around the forces of nature, particularly human nature, represented by Satan as an archetype. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. [See updated quiz called "Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)."] Satanism 85% Atheism 80% Islam 45% Paganism 45% Judaism 40% Christianity 20% Hinduism 0% Code (markup):
Satanism is belief that your inner is God. Just like Atheism, Satanism is the response that occurs when misunderstanding the mainstream religious language intended to confuse people not of the mindset to read it. Our closest connection to the God of almost every religion is within us. There is the Absolute One, the true nature of the universe and beyond, that we will never be able to grasp with our animal relativity as our opinions and imaginations have absolutely no bearing on what is. What we create physically or in our mind is a part, a glimpse of the One. That being said, I don't know why Atheists have to say there's no God if they believe in the repetition of the seasons; a regenerating aspect greater than ourselves. Every other religion claims that is a sign of God's existence, I really don't know how it is possible to disagree with this unless you decide to put your own personification on God instead of looking at God for what It (not He or She) is. There is no duality, there is no Satan equal to God unless God is both, there is only One which is infinitely powerful. Satanists follow a personal idea of how to conserve universal energy and utilize it best, they cannot impose their Will on another unless the other person is cruel or consciously asks for it; is that not how we live our lives currently anyway? We all agree on the same things, Theists Satanists and Atheists, we all live in the same manner. We all see the sun feeding the plants, water nourishes the animals, planets orbit just like atoms orbit. These are all images and representations of the Divine Light, the energy which condenses into physical matter, everyone sees and agrees with this but we have a lapse in how we communicate and cannot understand when someone in the room can believe what we do but explain it in a way we didn't think of before. To those that don't believe in anything greater than themselves, woe unto you and the people you poison psychically. Turn back from your useless ego, you will eventually die and be reduced to nothing, unless you have belief in the pilot within you guiding your body. You are the pilot of your body.
Hehe - no. Anton LaVey represents Satanism - Modern Satanism is more refined and does not include the magic stuff Lol. Also, Modern Satanism DOES have a Priesthood; however it isn't the same as in Satanism. In Modern Satanism a "Priest" is more of a mentor who helps to teach self assurance and the like. It is basically about believing there is no one greater to yourself - equals yes, betters, no. Traditione has got most of it down; although a few bits there are closer to Traditional Satanism than Modern. Lastly; as I've said before I'm largely an Atheist - I just appreciate and share a number of beliefs represented in/by Modern Satanism. But you know me Rebecca - I'm logical and not evil
Do you know why we have seasons? Do you understand the mechanics behind it? or are you just going to conclude that primitives thousands of years ago though it was magic, therefore it's magic?
Congrats on your results.LOL The only logical explanation for the seasons would, obviously, be a magic man in the sky controlling everything. Yay. You know, I haven't studied Modern Satanism until this thread. To be honest, from what I've read, I don't really care for their religion. To each his own though. I can definitely understand the concept of finding bits and pieces of good things in a religion/belief system.