After I read the thread about Host Gator's Convo I really wanted to try it myself, and since I'm Free right now, Just going to sleep. I'm posting the Convo Gordon C: Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today? LV : Servers Good Morning Gordon C : good morning and good evening :) LV : I wanted to ask .. Do all servers contain monsters ? Gordon C : lol, no LV : Sure .. or you are just saying so like Host Gator !?\ They said so .. and there WERE gators in their servers [10:07:12 PM]: and that DOES affect my websites, so much [10:07:45 PM]: Because I have a network of children websites .. Kids, educational, etc.. [10:08:48 PM]: sir ? Gordon C [10:08:55 PM]: no it is just a name LV [10:09:11 PM]: Well, @ host gator [10:09:16 PM]: it was NOT only a name Gordon C [10:09:38 PM]: what do you mean? LV [10:09:40 PM]: There Gators Freaked my children websites, they were panicked Gordon C [10:09:55 PM]: you mean ads??? LV [10:10:17 PM]: Gators ? .. These MONSTERS with TEETH Gordon C [10:11:02 PM]: we don't have any monsters on our servers LV [10:11:17 PM]: Ok .. I'll try to believe you .. Gordon C [10:11:22 PM]: ok [10:11:24 PM]: thank you LV [10:11:35 PM]: So you guarantee that NO MONSTERS will attack my children by night ? Gordon C [10:11:48 PM]: correct LV [10:12:15 PM]: What if they attack ? [10:12:22 PM]: I WANT a FULL REFUND Gordon C [10:13:13 PM]: there are no monsters, so there is nothing that can attack LV [10:13:27 PM]: Ok .. I said i believe you [10:13:42 PM]: But .. IF they do attack, I will have a Full Refund ? Gordon C [10:15:08 PM]: yes, if there are any that attack LV [10:15:28 PM]: good .. now let's move to my other question [10:15:40 PM]: Do you offer Colored Servers ? Gordon C [10:16:03 PM]: they are all the same color [10:16:22 PM]: sir, i am sorry but i don't see how this has anything to do with hosting a website LV [10:17:09 PM]: So Bad .. You know, My Children websites are in rainbow colors, and like you know, Children like Rainbow Colors, so if you place them in a Lovely Enviroment.. they well perform best [10:17:32 PM]: they well show their best performance [10:18:10 PM]: Do you have Rainbow Colored Servers ?.. Gordon C [10:18:16 PM]: no [10:18:25 PM]: sir do you know how website hosting works? LV [10:18:37 PM]: yes.. Of Course !!! Gordon C [10:18:40 PM]: your children don't physically come here LV [10:19:00 PM]: Oh, I see [10:19:08 PM]: Last Question before I purchase [10:19:19 PM]: Do you have any racism against colors ? Gordon C [10:19:33 PM]: nope we don't [10:19:37 PM]: :) LV [10:19:42 PM]: Because Bluehost throw me out of their servers .. because my sites werent blue !!!!!!! Gordon C [10:20:15 PM]: i am sorry to hear that LV [10:20:32 PM]: RACISTS !! Code (markup): I'm LV (LeVampire), He is GC Enjoy, But Please, DONT -Ve Rep me Thx, LeVampire