Hi my name is torrentstorage and i punch dogs. late in the day i have found that being hatched from and egg is not the norm my egg was blue and for this i am unhappy (i dont like blue) my early days were spent trying to avoid the bigger trees in my yard often eating the various grubs and roots my small snout could unearth this you might say has set me up in life for not very much tonight i have had a kebab and some plastic toy soldiers for tea i have 2 gold fish: 1 called terrance and 1 called turnip turnip doesn't like kevin. but as they stay out of each others way life aint hard you may ask who is kevin? this has nothing to do with you and as such will remain my secret i have never had a chance to collect stamps! this upsets me i do however have a large collection of small shoes 47% of them are left 1's Things I Like: i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down, (old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?). I like my sock Franko and he likes me. I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, (the rest can go 2 hell). Bar fights. Carving novelty animals from root vegetables. Freaky Circus Sex. Jokes that are in bad taste. Girls with no Standards, Morals or Self Esteem. Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big). Really creepy people who follow you about. Things I Dislike: Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon! Eating just cos ive run out of beer! Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!) Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it). Hangovers!!! Kittens that come apart when you kick them. Materialism and not having enough stuff. Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!) Shaving. Small Stones with Sharp Edges. Snotty Eggs. To be honest i only came here cos i was told that mondays is chocolate cake and ice cream day.
I think you have (or currently do) have a very creative writing career in your future. Good luck and welcome!
LMAO!!! That is my favourite first post/introduction thread ever! well done mate, and welcome to the community! I have left you a +rep in your "User CP" ~ I get the feeling it might be the first of many +reps for you!
WOW Every since this introduction my life has changed to the better. I made Turnup and Kevin read the reply posts. Its the first time they have ever had a warm welcome. Kevin has been off the crack cocaine now 43 hours and has setup an appointment to see a dentist. The rehab doctor said his anger may be coming from the sharp pains that shoot to his brain from the one black canine tooth he has in his mouth. WOW DP has really changed my life around. NOTE: Turnip has came out of the closet and is proud i dont really care about his sexual preference but it does suck because i have to change his tank water every other day now
you are wrong..you like blue you just havnt realised it yet. You said you would never mention kevin...for that your left shoe allowance should be cut to 46% Older folks actually make more of a squelch than kids kick kittens from the rear, they come apart less easily can i have the leftover 1/3 of you rice crispies please, im starvin Anyhow a warm,if not slightly moist welcome to DP from me and my 867 midget freinds.