Shorter is better - just make it "dick". Alternatively, what about "Webbie" or "The"? I don't think Shawn would allow "Master" - too close to competition.
samskpunk, please contact shoemoney and get your socks back - it's affecting your reality testing, seriously.
It is indeed. I think we should just call him "Snotty". It's enough like Webby to satisfy him and it fits the avatar better.