Santa Singh is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc. Gary says ... "How would You like to Play me for $ 500"? Santa: "But you are too damn good". Gary: "Ill play left handed". Santa can't resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, Check Mates our Sardar in 8 Moves ....... Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane. Upon Reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with Kasparov. Banta: "You are an absolute fool Santa." Santa: "Why"? Banta: "You fool, Gary Kasparov IS a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed".
Looked it up on Wiki, turns out it's a type of joke originating from India. I just assumed he was some bollywood star. That explains why it went over my head.