Oh those crazy Islamists! Fun with classic stories. http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3298359,00.html More: And if Jim doesn't help Tom paint the fence, I wonder what his punishment will be! Other changes to classic stories: http://www.imao.us/archives/006119.html Less editting is required for characters in stories such as: Alice in Wonderland. Queen of Hearts already has the dialogue down pat.
Pinocchio would never last as a Muslim. As soon as someone asked him to defend his religion he'd spout off a bunch of points and by the end of it, he'd be supplying firewood for a small country with his nose.
Getting, or earning? Is it 72, or has it officially gone up to 80 now with the rate of inflation? I mean, at some point, promising 72 was cool and all, but it seemed to have lost it's appeal. So some islamic leader decided "hey, we can get more suicide bombers if we promise them eight more." What a novel concept! It's all a matter of perspective, Holmes
See the kid thought he was getting more but in Islam, the number 72 essentially means infinity. So when he was told he was getting 80, it was literally 80 and then he'd have to live with his 80 no longer virgin women. Mormon prophets have also promised great sex in heaven. Funny, I always thought heaven was all about God. My religion sucks.
And anyone who stand for "JIHAD" and die, will be given several pretty angel in Heaven.. LOL... then what happens if I am stand for "JIHAD" and die? Koran never told about that! Maybe I have been rapped there if I'm die.... what a pity...
Pinnochio should convert to being a Scot: "Hey you, ya specky b******! Gimme bread or you'll need a new face. And make sure to throw in a fish supper and a bottle of Irn Bru!"
I dunno. That story where 6 year old Habib goes to the market, steals an apple and gets his hand cut off ... then goes back to jihad training the next day. Classic reading.