Pick-Up Lines for GUYS and GALS Can I buy you a drink? Do you know what looks good on you? Me. Did you fart? Because you blew me away You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. Be a flirt! Make the first move. this one is my personal favorite... Hello, Do you like Apples? ( get a answer yes or no ) OK how about me and you go back to my place and I bend you over my coach and fuck you up the ass all night long, how do you like those apples....
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. Grab your coat love - you've pulled! Nice shoes... Excuse me, do you wanna f*ck, or should I apologise?
gesture to them to come over to you with a single finger when they walk over say: "now that you can see i can make you come with one finger imagine what i could do with all of these - (hold up your hands and start wiggling your fingers)" LOL ------------------------------------ you: wanna come home with me and play army with me??? them: WTF you: yeah lets go back to my place, ill lay on the floor whilst you blow the hell out of me!!!!! LMAO cant let the missus see these!!!
Just to let ya know, pick up lines don't work, but they're funny Your place or mine? Nice legs, wanna f*ck? Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. What's your phone number because I've fogot mine "Hey do you have any irish in you?" [blank stare] "You want some?" "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?" "Did it hurt?"[Huh?] ""Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?" Holding your hand out with a screw sitting on your palm: "Wanna screw?"
LMAO, ROFLMAO Viva La "BioDome" Here's the other one I love from Paulie "Scuse me miss are you tried?" I beg your pardon!? "Are you tired?!" No, why? Because you been running through my mind all day! ROFLMAO bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
* Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you! * I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out. * Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted? * Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless. * Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice???? * Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'. * Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. * Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is.... * You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.