David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
I really liked these two quotes. The others are already known to me. Most of the bachelors remain strict (?) bachelors probably reciting the first quote
I`m sure there`s at least one of those us men can relate to. Having said that, I`m sure some of you women could come up with philosophical quotes about men if you try hard.
By Callicles in Plato's Gorgias: My own reaction to men who philosophize is very much like that to men who speak haltingly and play like children . . . it strikes me as ridiculous and unmanly, deserving of a whipping."