Personel Secretary

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  1. #1
    Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


    Sinseerly,

    Peggy May Starlings


    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
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    Employer's response:......
    Dear Peggy May,

    It's OK honey, we've got spell check!
     
    cheapest, Aug 11, 2007 IP
  2. cool_78

    cool_78 Guest

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    She's HIRED! :D
     
    cool_78, Aug 11, 2007 IP
  3. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    Nice one,Even i can hire her.
     
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    KingofKings Banned

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    Hired!!! :)

    She doesn't have to have any education or anything if someone like that walks into my office. :D
     
    KingofKings, Aug 11, 2007 IP
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    iTrade- Banned

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    hahaha.. she's hired.. but not in my office .. lol :D
     
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  6. cheapest

    cheapest Active Member

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    LOL........everyone is hiring her but no one is sending a Green Rep. as her advance salary.....LOL......and remember you need not to buy a coffee machine in office when you have such a big milk plant in the office....LOL ;)
     
    cheapest, Aug 12, 2007 IP
  7. selltrib

    selltrib Peon

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    NO WAY!!! she can't even stand up without being supported by a TREE!
     
    selltrib, Aug 12, 2007 IP