Buying Personal Slave to Post funny pictures.

Discussion in 'Services' started by y-ideas.net, Apr 24, 2012.

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  1. #1
    Wanted:
    Personal Internet Slave.

    Job Description:
    Copy funny images from a website & post them to another website.

    Requirements:
    Knows how to right click on mouse and select save as.
    Knows how to upload images onto a website via a simple platform, similar to 9gag.
    Willing to work for low pay.
    Doesn't understand basic human rights entitlements.
    Doesn't not know how to complain.

    Remuneration:
    $0.05/post.

    Positions Available:
    3.

    In the event there are more than 2 candidates interested in the job, all candidates will be put in a cage and fight till their death.
    In the event there are more than 20 candidates interested in the job, The Hunger Games will be carried out.

    Paypal Payment.

    Apply for the job now & may the odds be ever in your favour.
     
    y-ideas.net, Apr 24, 2012 IP
  2. Cucumba123

    Cucumba123 Well-Known Member

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    #2
    I'm sure the person who's going to work with you wouldn't like it that you call him a slave. Consider changing the wordings so you don't get flamed by others.
     
    Cucumba123, Apr 24, 2012 IP
  3. ipostmedia

    ipostmedia Active Member

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    #3
    LOL! This is the funniest ad I've ever seen here so far.
     
    ipostmedia, Apr 24, 2012 IP
  4. y-ideas.net

    y-ideas.net Well-Known Member

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    #4
    Dude, humour. Dude.

    btw. THREAD IS CLOSED! Found everyone I need. =] Thanks for the interest!
     
    y-ideas.net, Apr 24, 2012 IP
  5. bogartkick

    bogartkick Notable Member

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    #5
    The funniest English grammar I've ever seen!!! Oh man!!!! Anyway, good luck to your so-called "slaves". xD
     
    bogartkick, Apr 24, 2012 IP
  6. Toopac

    Toopac Peon

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    #6
    I could use about 20 slaves right now:D
     
    Toopac, Apr 24, 2012 IP