The Content Bloke's the name, and writing entertaining and enlightening web content -- you know, articles and stuff -- is the game. I hope to be an active member here if my quirky and some might say exasperating sense of humor doesn't get me turfed out by the forum bouncers in the meantime. My life philosophy comes straight from the greatest philosopher of all time, Benny Hill, who when asked why he believed that "love is like dumplings" was the profoundest thing he had ever said replied, "All right, if you want to argue about it, love isn't like dumplings."