people are funny on the internet hehe

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MikeJenpoo, Nov 13, 2009.

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    I recently started a site that posts funny stuff, what do you guys think?

    My 6 year old nephew was boasting that he's a "spelling master" in his class. So I asked him to spell the word ORANGE. He gave me sly smile and said, "Hah uncle, think you can confuse me, don't cha?? Which orange should I spell, the fruit or the color?"
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    How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
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    Friend: Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z wait, shit.
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    My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert. Just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating, so she calls me a pervert again?!? There is no justice in the world...
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    Facebook keeps giving me targeted ads for gay social networking sites, and telling
    me where I can meet "hot gay men in my area." I am a straight female.
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    I walked by a really big guy on a bike the other day. He yelled, "GET OUT OF THE WAY." He was on an exercise bike at the gym.
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    It was either going to be the best orgasm I ever had, or I was going to shit myself. I played it safe and made him stop.
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    Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
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    my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests.
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    Neways, if you find these funny you'll prob find more on the site.
    http://www.lmaoed.com
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    MikeJenpoo, Nov 13, 2009 IP
  2. RapidRippeR

    RapidRippeR Peon

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    #2
    Looks nice...but is this the place to advertise..?
     
    RapidRippeR, Nov 13, 2009 IP
  3. kittyluver

    kittyluver Notable Member

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    #3
    Nice quotes!!! More over, you really made me LMAO...
     
    kittyluver, Nov 13, 2009 IP
  4. r0y1993

    r0y1993 Peon

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    The fourth one and first are pretty good!
     
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  5. Punto

    Punto Banned

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    #5
    Interesting .....Really good.
     
    Punto, Nov 14, 2009 IP
  6. gblack

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    #6
    Thats really funny. My favorite is the last one!
     
    gblack, Nov 14, 2009 IP
  7. Hecky

    Hecky Like a Dungeon Dragon!

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    #7
    Very nice domain name btw :)
     
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  8. flancer

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    #8
    Very nice. :)


    Thanks for sharing.
     
    flancer, Nov 14, 2009 IP
  9. MikeJenpoo

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    Thank you :) but it's son of a bitch to advertise this kind of site.. sigh...
     
    MikeJenpoo, Nov 16, 2009 IP
  10. musichangout.com

    musichangout.com Well-Known Member

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    I like the first one, thanks for sharing mate :)
     
    musichangout.com, Nov 16, 2009 IP
  11. Project Mobius

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    old jokes = epic failed
     
    Project Mobius, Nov 16, 2009 IP