Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'

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    (CBS 5) BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

    Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."

    Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.

    As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."

    http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html

    :cool: :cool: :p

    Early reports show the bomb was tested in a non-lethal fashion over the formerly straight Fire Island... ;)
     
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  2. Briant

    Briant Peon

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    #2
    From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" department:

    http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html
     
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  3. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    Jeeesh!! US troops like Gay enemies!?!?!?!?
     
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    Weird taste I admit!
     
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    :D that's one of the best i read!
     
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    cool_78 Guest

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    This is so weird that it has to be true :D
     
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    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    Clearly, it needs to be followed up with a second bomb. The nude bomb, so that the gaydar can follow all the affected targets appropriately.
     
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  8. KingofKings

    KingofKings Banned

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    Damn what are we coming to these days....
    I'm NEVER joining the army now! :D
     
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  9. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    So the enemy soldiers turn gay and end up going after the US troops?
    Now there's an idea that wasn't completely thought through :rolleyes:

    Look out Maverick!
    [​IMG]
     
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    LeoSeo Well-Known Member

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    #10
    How come is this funny
    This is not any different than raping hostages.

    Respect the enemy to keep your dignity.
     
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    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    That's the motto of the United States Armed Forces isn't it?
     
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  12. GTech

    GTech Rob Jones for President!

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    Heh! What briant won't come up with!

     
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    I was gonna point that out, but the story is way too easy to snark at. That's more fun :)
     
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    #14
    Somebody set up us the ghey bomb.
    All your gheys are belong to us.


    I thought you were going to say, "I was going to point that out, but I actually read the article."
     
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    So I guess the main problem was that they'd have to wait too long for the drug to wear off in order to torture them without them enjoying it.
     
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    That volleyball scene from Top Gun makes a lot more sense now. That's for sure.

    I did read the article a while before you posted it here, actually. I think you actually fail to see any humor in it and just put another pin in your "america sucks" hat, didn't you?
     
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  17. GTech

    GTech Rob Jones for President!

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    Absolutely! Few more hours until the daily "Boo America" news from alternet. A treatable disease left unchecked.
     
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    #18
    They might as well use a real bomb. :eek:
     
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    ferret77 Heretic

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    #19
    didn't they try to spray soldiers with LSD?
     
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    #20
    Didn't they test this device in San Francisco?
     
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