Are you kidding? This is one of the most serious threads I have seen in a while. Have tried Vegemite and did not like that either. Obviously, these are all acquired tastes.
Yup, Rhode Island, in fact. The real question is have you had their Strawberry flavored Fluff? Using that with peanut butter is not quite as good as a peanut butter/Fluff/strawberry jam sandwich, but it will do in a pinch.
If they can get it to the International Space Station, it should be possible to get it to Iowa, as well: http://www.marshmallowfluff.com/pages/ISS_YouTube.html And I noted on their website that they also now have Raspberry-flavored Fluff. I have not seen that on the grocery store shelves yet.
Toast bread, liberally add Nutella to one side and peanut butter to another and you have a Reese's Peanut Butter sandwich.
Nutella is more expensive than peanut butter. It tasted like chocolate. I didn't like the taste of Nutella. Peanut butter tastes better.
I have discovered something way better than nutella! Straight chocolate spread! CHeck it out, by hershey's or zoet.