Three black ladies are getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady says, 'I don' know 'bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me sum hot pink panties befo' I gets on dat plane.' 'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. She replied, 'Cause, if dat plane go down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.' The second lady says, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe-esant orange panties.' 'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. She says, 'Cause if dis ere plane goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.' The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties a'tall!' 'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me. I ain't wearin' no panties, 'cause if dis plane go down, honey, dey always be lookin' fo' da black box first.
Just from this joke, I thought the black box was either pink or purple... Shoot, I never would have thought it was orange....lmao!