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PageRanks Falling - the answer is REVEALED

Discussion in 'Google' started by Wealdie, Oct 29, 2007.

  1. #1
    As some of you may know, PageRank is a green liquid as valuable as gold.

    The liquid PageRank is stored in 10 gallon cans in the high security vaults at Googleplex, with contingency stocks held at Fort Knox.

    Unfortunately, with the vast amounts of new sites springing up, and with some Webmasters "hoarding" PageRank and buying links to get more of it - stocks started running low during the second quarter of 2007.

    Furthermore, the Google employee in charge of stocktaking did not notice the impending disaster, as he was playing on his Nintendo at the time.

    Google had no choice but to hush up the disaster, which led to the cancellation of the Quarter 3 update, as stocks were critically low and there simply was not enough new PageRank to hand out.

    At this point, production of new PageRank was stepped up, with more production of the green liquid commisioned under great secrecy to several companies in China and Taiwan.

    The first new consignments arrived at the Googleplex at the end of September, allowing a PR update last week.

    Unfortunately, stocks are still critically low and therefore strict rationing had to be introduced this time around.

    Too assure all Webmasters, Google is striving to build up a healthy stock level in time for the next update penciled in for January 2008.

    In the meantime - apologies for any inconvenience caused :D
    SEMrush
     
    Wealdie, Oct 29, 2007 IP
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    SEMrush
  2. astup1didiot

    astup1didiot Notable Member

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    This was pretty funny, n1. :D
     
    astup1didiot, Oct 29, 2007 IP
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    Freewebspace Notable Member

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    I think this PR update has some thing to do with stock price of Google at NASDAQ
     
    Freewebspace, Oct 29, 2007 IP
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    astup1didiot Notable Member

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    #4
    This thread was a joke, and I'm sure pagerank won't effect Google stocks that much if not at all.
     
    astup1didiot, Oct 29, 2007 IP
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    jazzylee77 Peon

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    #5
    Please don't interfere with serious answers on this important subject. ;)
     
    jazzylee77, Oct 29, 2007 IP
  6. Wealdie

    Wealdie Guest

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    #6
    Its good to have some fun time to time :D

    Yep - just joking around - hope people dont take it seriously :eek:
     
    Wealdie, Oct 29, 2007 IP
  7. astup1didiot

    astup1didiot Notable Member

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    I didn't mean to interfere with the google juice.
     
    astup1didiot, Oct 29, 2007 IP
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    jg123 Notable Member

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    I have heard some of the new Google juice may be recalled shortly because of high levels of lead....
     
    jg123, Oct 29, 2007 IP
  9. Wealdie

    Wealdie Guest

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    OMG - that will mean more delays - we are all doomed :p
     
    Wealdie, Oct 29, 2007 IP
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    rhyswynne Active Member

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    astup1didiot Notable Member

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    Wasn't that Google juice imported from China :confused:
     
    astup1didiot, Oct 29, 2007 IP
  12. Wealdie

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    You are right - quick, if you have been given any new PR - hand it back - it could be a health hazard :D
     
    Wealdie, Oct 29, 2007 IP
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    astup1didiot Notable Member

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    It's a good thing I haven't been feeding any PR juice to my dog.
     
    astup1didiot, Oct 29, 2007 IP
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    bLuefrogx Peon

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    #14
    I lawled at this one :p
     
    bLuefrogx, Oct 29, 2007 IP
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    tnk Active Member

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    #15
    Very creative ... Keep it up
     
    tnk, Oct 29, 2007 IP
  16. Wealdie

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    Thank God - google juice is very dangerous and should be handled with extreme care :D
     
    Wealdie, Oct 29, 2007 IP
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    jazzylee77 Peon

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    #18
    Yep, that is a useful information. Please provoke more such informations. ;)
     
    jazzylee77, Nov 6, 2007 IP
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    #19
    Nice lighthearted way to look at google page rank. Great post.
    Very funny! :D
     
    mrcrowley, Nov 6, 2007 IP
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    enous Well-Known Member

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    #20
    Good post,Im looking forward the next times update
     
    enous, Nov 6, 2007 IP