[OT] Why it is good to be a man?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by falco85, Sep 3, 2006.

  1. #1
    1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
    2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
    3. Your last name stays put.
    4. The garage is all yours.
    5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
    7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
    9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    10. Same work .. more pay.
    11. Wrinkles-add character.
    12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
    13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100
    14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen
    15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them
    16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
    17. One mood, ALL the damn time
    18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
    19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
    20. You can open all your own jars
    26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
    27. No maxi-pads
    28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends
    29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors
    30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
    31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes
    32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
    33. Your belly usually hides your big hips



    :D
     
    falco85, Sep 3, 2006 IP
  2. ebittner

    ebittner Banned

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    #2
    That nice I like all of them but the one I like the most is 26 because that happens to me all of the time.
     
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    .69 Peon

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    2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

    Haha that made my day.

    Those damn women faking their orgasms.

    *Shakes fist at sky.
     
    .69, Sep 3, 2006 IP
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    topaffiliateprogram Peon

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    lol women dont want man at all .. atleast i can see men hunting women like dogs all over internet . even if men have real women dont like it , women want money have you got it dude ? lol
     
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    yuknodoit Well-Known Member

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    Lol. I liked that. Pretty cool.
     
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    farooqaaa Well-Known Member

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    Lol :D, great ones. I love this one:-

    :D
     
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    DeniseJ Live, Laugh, Love

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    #7
    Those are all cool, except for the one about how men have only one mood. WRONG!!!!!
     
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    iPod Notable Member

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    #8
    Great facts. True facts encyclopedia. :)

    But there is one fact that don't seem to okay.
    10. Same work .. more pay.

    Are you sure about that????? :rolleyes:

    Coz i have heard some gals getting lots of money without working as well ;)
     
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  9. falco85

    falco85 Peon

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    Of course the thread is just a joke :) I've got lots of respect and admiration for women and I think they may have sometimes special skills more than men. Let's think about Margaret Thatcher, Sonia Gandhi or other influent women of our times (managers for instance, if I don't recall bad HP ceo is a woman).


    that's true sometimes too :D but it's not a generalization. Just a "niche" ;)
     
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    lol, good post. Made me lol :)
     
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    SKULL Prominent Member

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    #11
    True Ture :D
     
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    One thing that totally pisses me off. I can never understand why..it's such a waste of the time and energy put in to actually make the call....
     
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    hahaha... where did you get that? did you made it all by rouself? pretty funny :p
     
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    #14
    is that an advantage? :D
     
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    #15
    i think thats the biggest advantage;)
     
    seoindiaweb, Sep 5, 2006 IP