One world, one language: English

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Theft Victim, Dec 29, 2010.

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    Anyone who matters either speaks English or is learning it. In China, speaking the language of the World Masters is the ultimate prestige. Iranians signal contempt for their primitive leaders by recognizing the superiority of English. The future Global Civililzation will have only one offiical language, and all savage dialects will be outlawed in the NEW ROME. You will speak right, when you speak white. And English is the whitest of all.

    Like US General George Patton once said, "the Anglo-American alliance is destined to rule the world."

    In fact, I ORDER anyone who reads this but who is not entirely sufficient in speaking the language of Shakespeare, to spend at least 3 hours a day in learning the only language that matters. And I demand abject obedience, on the authority of my proficiency in the ONLY official Global language. We rule; you obey.

     
    Theft Victim, Dec 29, 2010 IP
  2. Safetyfirst

    Safetyfirst Active Member

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    Damn i need to go back to my english classes again.
     
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  3. robaid

    robaid Member

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    Actually, I read a research about internet users and their languages, and Chinese language is pretty close to a total sum of all users with native English language....

    So, it might be smart to learn Chinese language in the meantime :)
     
    robaid, Dec 29, 2010 IP
  4. Theft Victim

    Theft Victim Peon

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    Insubordination is Treason. English justice is harsh and swift, and we flog.
     
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  5. ApocalypseXL

    ApocalypseXL Notable Member

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    /grabs lunatic . C'mon Napoleon time to take you pills and a fresh new restraining jacket .

    English is a the language of the Internet . It's vital skill for good business because it's extremely easy to learn .
     
    ApocalypseXL, Dec 29, 2010 IP
  6. guineapirate

    guineapirate Member

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    The reason every other country is adopting English is because Americans are the easiest to get to buy crap and have a crap ton of money. It's not them recognizing our superiority (yes, I'm American) it's them doing what they need to in order to make some cash.
     
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  7. ExaMike

    ExaMike Peon

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    I need study my grammar and spelling back.. =(
     
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  8. Theft Victim

    Theft Victim Peon

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    I take it all back. In fact, I am getting another forum name, because the current one sucks major.

    RETIRED AS OF N-O-W.
     
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  9. capstonic

    capstonic Well-Known Member

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    English is British standard..
     
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    ddlshack Peon

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    English rules basically because of america.
     
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  11. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    I don't take no ORDERs from anyone noob. This is some pointless random crap.
     
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  12. mdvasanth86

    mdvasanth86 Notable Member

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    hi sir.. u provideing any corse for teaching online english for me.
    iwant to join immedaitly now. any fees for it?
    please. i want to lurn english and rule world full.
    pm Me....


    I LOLed.... :D
     
    mdvasanth86, Dec 30, 2010 IP