I wouldn't sell parts of my body and my life, like some people already did on ebay, that was weird lol
My dignity ... never mind that's already gone ... My soul ... hmm ... I think my first ex-wife (a.k.a. Bride of Satan) probably got that one in the divorce agreement ... My children ... (although I might give them away when they are particularly troubling) ... My sense of humor ... that's it ... I won't sell that ... that is the only thing I have left!!