One thing you will never ever have the guts to sell!

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  1. Cheap SEO Services

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    #21
    Well, you would only sell them once. Then, technically, you would not have any guts left to sell :D
     
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    #22
    Nope, you would keep that all to yourself :D

    Summary thus far:
    My liver, lungs, kidneys, limbs, and my motor
    Crack
    My Website links
    Stolen data
    Drugs!
    my integrity
    My soul
    My love
    wouldn't sell my family and friends
    My left testicle (because I already sold my right one)
    My dp express card
    would never sell my skin , like those idiots who tattoo themeselves
    my les paul guitar
    My organs

    and ... my mums home made cookies. They're mine, all mine! :p

    - Vince
     
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  3. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #23
    My virginity, no, wait, sold that long ago.
     
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    #24
    My Virginity :rolleyes:
    I would never sell my soul or my good domains :D
     
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  5. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #25
    That means you're never getting married then:D
     
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    gocubs19 Well-Known Member

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    #26
    My hands, because I can't type without em'
     
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    #27
    My wife, my mother in-law is another story.
     
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  8. kaung

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    #28
    guts

    why?

    if I sell them, I'll have NO guts :p
     
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    Pinup Girl Notable Member

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    #29
    my body..hehehe
     
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  10. what

    what Active Member

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    #30
    LOL this thread is getting to be so interesting/amusing!

    i really thought the testicle stuff wouldn't end :D
     
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    #31
    haha! Matt Cutts will be happy
     
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    #32
    My brain cos it's empty anyway..they might want a refund..:)
     
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    #33
    Lol. Why are you degrading yourself? :D
     
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    #34
    Until yesterday, I wasn't going to sell my 6-inch shotgun no matter what. Today, though, a few bills have arrived in the mail and I've changed my mind.... any takers?

    Buy my 6-inch shotty and get two sacks of ammunition absolutely free!

    Oh... it's not a sawed-off ;)


    Hint: You didn't get it, did you? :rolleyes:
     
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  15. kaung

    kaung Twitter @KaungKo

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    #35
    exactly...

    think about it.. why do you buy an new empty hard drive (with no data)?
    to fill it in.. soo the buyer may need extra storage space :D
     
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    #36
    If I were to sell my guts, then I'd never be able to sell anything else again. I need them to sell!
     
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    htmlindex Prominent Member

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    #37
    I wouldn't sell any parts of me
     
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    #38
    i too won't sell any parts or anything owned by me anytime especially mom made cookies, my kidneys, liver, testicle, my 6 inch shotgun, my hands, soul and much more :D .. its a looong list ;)
     
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    #39
    my two bottle of beers i left at home.. just in case all hell breaks loose.. then all beer suddenly gone.. so i stil have some left for me to drink :D
     
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    my soul - under NO circumstances...
     
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