Never shake a laptop, baby. or never shake a baby, laptop. I don't remember. I just don't shake little things.
Duh, I walk over and get tissue and pat it dry. I dated a girl one time and she thought that's what guys do. I had to finally show her how cool it was to just pee on tree and then shake it.
Hey, me too! Actually, I just pee into a wad of paper towels! That video reminds me of when I was in my teens. I had a terrible temper and would break stuff all of the time. A few I can remember: -Punching a hole in my car's dashboard -Threw a book of 72 CD's out the window -Broke numerous cell phones (back in the days when you'd get a busy tone when there wasn't a signal) -Punched my rear view mirror and broke it off a few times -Punted a basketball at my coach's head (felt bad immmediately ) -Totally demolished my college roommates bedroom after he pissed on my pillow Man, I'm glad those days are gone. I can't even remember the last time I was really angry about something.
Yeah I went through a similar phase. (of anger not pissing on pillows. I just left that one there because I found it really funny). One year I went through a big kicking doors in phase. I kicked 12 doors in, in roughly a 8 month period. I haven't gotten really mad about anything in a really long time either.