For Anyone Needing A Laugh Today-This should do it 1 This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?†The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight….†2 â€a really ugly girl walked into the doctors office because she thought that she had a disease.So she went to the office and the doctor saidâ€if we really want to find out i will need you to strip pleaseâ€.The lady stripped down completely and the doctor gave her a stern look and saidâ€oh my this is not good at allâ€,he sighed.â€whats wrong doctorâ€?im very sorry to say this but you have exzackery diseaseâ€.â€Whats thatâ€?Its when your face looks exzackery like your butt.LOL i made this one up two days ago 3 A blonde is driving down the road and then she slams on her brakes because she was not watching and smacks into the back of some guy in a truck so the guy gets out and starts yelling at her and he gets so angry that he draws a circle in the sand on the side of the road and tells her he will hurt her if she gets out of the circle so he gets out a sledge hammer and starts smashing up her car and then he hears her laughing so he turns around and tells her to shut up then he continues smashing it and he hears her laughing again finally after the third times she laughs he turns around and says “what are you laughing about I am smashing your car and your laughing†and she says “well when you weren’t looking I stepped out of the cirlcle three times!