Oh Magical Forum, Please Send me Guidance!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Honkytonk43, Jul 25, 2008.

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    Hey can a bum a fiver? maybe like 50 fivers? Obviously I'm not serious but for those fell for it, I've got more great stuff like this for only $250!!! PM me (kidding)

    O.k so here's what it is :
    I need to learn how to make $250 or more by August 20th.
    If anyone has any ideas as to how a newbie with a lot of time on his hands could do that I'd be very grateful and might even send you a smiley face e-mail on your birthday:D
    This boob of a newbs needs some tips.

    Here's what I'm trying:
    3 days ago I started an affiliate marketing campaign, bum marketing to be exact.
    I foolishly aimed it at keywords with too much competition (between 1000 and 5000) and chose one measly niche. I've written 15 articles and could have written 25 if I had the experience I have now.
    I can realistically write more than10 articles per day which I hope will make the difference.
    I'm going to be doing keyword research on a couple different niches tomorrow and hopefully find something worth sniffing.

    The description this section is under states that I can post "anything my heart desires." So, Magic Forum Site, please grant me the knowledge to earn $250 by next month! and a mighty harvest!
     
    Honkytonk43, Jul 25, 2008 IP
  2. wisdomtool

    wisdomtool Moderator Staff

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    Work at Mcdonalds you should be able to get $250 by Aug 20. This will be the most practical and realistic method of earning that money.
     
    wisdomtool, Jul 25, 2008 IP
  3. Honkytonk43

    Honkytonk43 Peon

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    Mcdonalds isn't hiring. Wendys maybe but I don't think my odds are that bad making the money affiliating. Please, shatter my delusions and make me weep:D:D:D seriously I want to know what the relative odds are, and the only way to find out is to ask someone who knows what they're talking about.:eek:
     
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    I tell you want. If you can write something, there are people who are looking for writers. You can try them. Its not hard but its not that easy either.
    Good luck mate!
     
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    Great! thanks! O.k Hm very interesting. Seems they want money from me..You'd think there would be a place that didn't make you pay to work for them...
     
    Honkytonk43, Jul 25, 2008 IP
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    Does anyone know how a guy could become a writer without the $50 investment?
    Or is the investment worth it?
     
    Honkytonk43, Jul 25, 2008 IP