North Indian Vs South Indian : Not all Indians are same

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has
more boyfriends than her age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood
heroine and after marriage you have to go around her
twice to completely hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to
you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times
you had to take her out to movie theatres and
restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer
butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo
matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer
and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic
cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.
5. The only growth that you see later in your career
is the rise in your monthly phone bill.
6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she
is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is
because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her
gray hair.
7. When you come home from office she is very busy
watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you
either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.
9. She always thought that Madras is a state and
covers the whole of south India until she met you.
10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means
she is going to "Walk out"
11. She has greater number of relatives than the
number of people you have in your home town.
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows
are "Thank you" and "How are you"
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael
Jackson.

Wives from South:

1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn't
study in IIT or Madras or Anna University .
2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with "
... I say..."
3. She shudders if you use four letter words.
4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The
Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her
on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her
hair.)
5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
7. Her first name is longer than your first name,
middle name and surname combined (unless you are from
Andhra)
8. When she mixes milk - curd and rice you are never
sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.
9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on
her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat
without looking too uncomfortable while you are
melting in your singlet.
10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.
11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari
Srikkanth.
12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried
North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the
slang for 'conversation')
13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every
movie.
14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song
you hear is based on.
15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has
already got plenty of it.
16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the
championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.
17. She is more educated than you.
18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.

 

Except the point 10 in the SouthIndian thing, you are 100% rite! *May be you thought Mallus are the only SouthIndians?!

 

Quite an extensive research...I must say...it has to be from a personal experience....

If it really is....it would be interesting to know...how come you came across the two...in your one life time....

Btw...anything equally interesting for the lady from the west?...Would love to have the same read to my wife!

Regards,

RightMan

 

North India- Roti /Dal.

South India - Idly / Vada.

 

Well from Madras he means Tamilians, i guess he thinks only they are south indians, lol Don't forget abt Karnataka, Andhra, Kerala dude

 

For North Indians, every south Indian is madrasi...

Remember chak de:



p.s: Its getting serious now... It shouldn't.

 

oh so southies dont like cheese dishes? never knew, but yep i am a big fan of paneer always.

 

It think you have done a funny research .. but it's ok

 

Yes its a funny research, but still there are some truth behind it, that we should accept....

 

well, you have good research on it, its quite a difficult task to write about girls in such a deep explanation

 

what about middle indians no research

 

South Indians rant too much about North Indians on Internet. Here's a list of their complaints redressed by North Indian Delhi born and brought up guy. Consider this a general purview of answers from North Indians.


Common Complaints by South Indians.
(1) North Indians hate us, consider us inferior: First come to Delhi, and look at how your communities are flourishing here. A section of tamilians and keralites are forming backbone of Medical Technologists/Technicians group here. No one bothers them, they are living happily. All Delhites consider them a close knit, law abiding community. Unlike your politicians, no political party here has on agenda, plans to segregate or harass them, or otherwise consider that they are 'threat' to North Indian culture.
(2) North Indians hate our food: Not a single restaurant here exists that doesn't have Uttapam and Dosa/sambhar on it's menu. No one here thinks that south indian food is 'threat' to our cuisine or that it is invading us.
(3) North Indians think they are superior, consider us ugly: We don't consider you ugly, infact some of the finest heroines of previous generations like Hema/Meenakshi etc were from South India. We don't consider ourselves superior infact you are working in jobs here that require brain like Medicine, Construction and Education. No one here cares to think even for a second that you're taking our jobs or are 'threat' to our existing jobs pool.
(4) North Indians rule over south Indians bureaucratically: India is sovereign state, clear division of powers b/w states and center. First look at Armed forces, a decent number of officers are from south. Very less here are aware of fact that south thinks that north rules them.
(5) North Indians don't learn our language but want us to learn theirs: Your politicians made you think so, no one from Kashmir complains that Hindi is being taught there. So is with Punjab and Himachal. Periyar wanted to rule so he created Aryan Dravidan theory with Brahminical Supremacy added, though there is no scientific/genetic evidence of Aryan Dravidan divide. We want to learn your language infact many of us learn it watching your movies. While watching your movies no one thinks that your movies are ruling over our national network and they are 'threat'.


No one here thinks even for a second that too many south indians coming over to delhi can be 'threat'. No political party is against them. No delhite considers it offensive it they communicate in their own language yet it laughable that a paranoia down south says north indians are coming, save us, save us. save our language, food, culture, we'll be extinct. Grow up, this is 21st century, an era of cultural assimilation. No one cares if hindi speakers grow or fall short. Infact hindi is fast deriving words from other languages like Tamil, no one is bothered a bit about that. Break walls and let these unprecedented fears out of your mind. Let India Unite!

 

why do you separate as north Indian and south Indian, we all are Indians and there is no much difference between us.As a south Indian I like all north Indian guys and girls.
*Both North and south Indian girls are true to their loved ones.

 

I hope only one good thing is both south and as well as north indians girls are looks good

 

I don't believe in north or south or east or west India. I only believe in one India.

 

North Indian are really royal people specially Punjab.