"No Uptime" Web Hosting

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    I've just searched Google for "check web hosting uptime", as I wanted to check the uptime of my web host, and one of the results is this website:

    http://www.nouptime.com/

    Really funny, isn't it?

    - Guaranteed Server Downtime!
    - Free Identity Theft (the I'm-Poor plan) :D
     
    andrej, Nov 18, 2007 IP
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  2. PowerExtreme

    PowerExtreme Banned

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    - 200Kb of Storage
    - 10Mb of Bandwidth

    Lots of Storage
    - 10Kb of Bandwidth

    - 200Gb of Storage
    - 10 Bytes of Path Bandwidth

    lol
     
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    George Ispen writes:

    There was a time in my life when I was depressed. My doctor recommended that I try No Uptime, and my life has improved significantly. Thanks No Uptime.

    Ha ha ha ha ha...

     
    Agni, Nov 18, 2007 IP
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    Jacob Huttler writes:

    No Uptime used my credit card to buy porn magazines. This service is a sham!

    ha haa ha
     
    PowerExtreme, Nov 18, 2007 IP
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    Hahaha, Very funny.
     
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    I bet they are earning a lot from the adsense ..
    Funny, indeed
     
    freshwrite, Nov 19, 2007 IP
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    Digital_shubhi Illustrious Member

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    Lol.. the thread title only made me laugh like hell :D :D :D

    No Uptime Guaranteed !! :p

    I hope its the Best Hosting in the world.
     
    Digital_shubhi, Apr 15, 2009 IP