No Uptime Hosting

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    HOSTING PACKAGE 1

    - 200Kb of Storage
    - 10Mb of Bandwidth
    - PHP 4, 5 and 6
    - MySQL, SQL and Oracle
    - Dedicated Dedication
    - Host Up To 6.8 Sites
    - Free Identity Theft

    HOSTING PACKAGE 2


    - Lots of Storage
    - 10Kb of Bandwidth
    - PHP 5, 6 and 7
    - MySQL and ReiserFS
    - 2 Glow Sticks
    - Free Broken Toaster
    - 24/8 Email Support


    HOSTING PACKAGE 3


    - 200Gb of Storage
    - 10 Bytes of Path Bandwidth
    - Ruby on Railroads
    - Dedicated Support Geek
    - Dedicated Win 3.11
    - Steve Ballmer
    - Ruby on Boats

    Server Downtime

    We are constantly working to improve our server downtime. Keeping you awake at night is our #1 priority.

    More Info:
    www.nouptime.com

    lol..rofl.... :p:p:p:p
     
    robin_1323, Jul 10, 2007 IP
  2. Computerized

    Computerized Well-Known Member

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    LOL. I'm ordering package #2, I'm in need of a broken toaster.
     
    Computerized, Jul 10, 2007 IP
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    Ha ha that's hilarious
     
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    imteaz Notable Member

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    hahaha. omg when i read it, i was like what the heck. then realize ohh u were making fun of it, lolz
     
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    Wrong Section. Should go in BST.
    Also PM me the price details. :D:D:D:D
     
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    Realm Well-Known Member

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    lmao...thats hilarious:)
     
    Realm, Jul 10, 2007 IP
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    Mxhub Active Member

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    LOL.

    seen this somewhere before.
     
    Mxhub, Jul 11, 2007 IP