No more babes on the beach!

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Will.Spencer, Oct 22, 2006.

  1. Will.Spencer

    Will.Spencer NetBuilder

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    #21

    Bahahaha! Post of the Week! :)
     
    Will.Spencer, Oct 22, 2006 IP
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    #22
    I'd be more worried about this; if it were a trend, even in civilized countries. Oh wait. It is:

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2414175,00.html

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061023/ap_on_re_eu/france_suburban_violence

    28% increase in violence in 2 years. Astonishing.

    This alone brought the fear of riots in London. Amazing. The world going to the uncivilized.

    But hey. As long as its only islamists preventing people from wearing bathing suits in Somalia, what do we care. Right?
     
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  3. Will.Spencer

    Will.Spencer NetBuilder

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    #23
    I dunno man, I am a lot more fond of French bikini's than I am of French people.

    Who could be more deserving of Islamist violence than the bastards who wouldn't allow us to do a flyover when we launched the retaliatory strike against Libya?
     
    Will.Spencer, Oct 23, 2006 IP
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    #24
    I guess, as long as the bikinis are safe, it's all good ;)

    I thought we already did a woopsie! when they didn't let us do that the first time? Didn't a bomb "accidentally" fall on the french embassy in libya during that raid?
     
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    #25

    hahaha, took the words right out of my mouth
     
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    #26

    My Swedish chick comment was just a joke, BTW. I guess it just happened to be terribly unfunny.
     
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  7. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #27
    True, but India is still in. I hear they have wonderful bathing spots where you can atually dance with other men.:eek:
     
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  8. Will.Spencer

    Will.Spencer NetBuilder

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    #28
    It's fun to go to the Y M C A!
    It's fun to go to the Y M C A!

     
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    #29
    Mr. Spencer,

    You write:
    I pray you had opportunity to hear the brilliant comedian Sam Kinnison (RIP) and his take on them there French for making us fly so long... Brilliant - funny - and true.

    "Mad as Hell" or "Loud as Hell," I can't remember.

    Truly funny.
     
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    #30
    "You know how I know youuuuuuuuuu're gay?"
     
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  11. Will.Spencer

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    #31
    No, but I do maintain an archive of French Jokes. :)
     
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    #32
    Kinison:

    "We only fucked up one place, we accidentally dropped a bomb on the French embassy. 'Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Aw, sorry about that fellahs. I'm sure we would have had better aim if we had more FUCKING SLEEP! Thanks for those 6500 extra air miles, you fuckheads, BUILD A NEW HOUSE!' BLAM!!!"
     
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    #33
    Ha Ha... Thanks Lorien.

    Man I miss him. He was one funny guy.
     
    Dead Corn, Oct 25, 2006 IP
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    #34
    Why do I get the feeling that if this happened in the US Yo would consider this a "hideous injustice by the evil Bush administration and the result of oppression by right wing religious fascists"

    Or somethin along those lines......
     
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    #35
    Will

    This is not a new news. The hell of islamic republic of Iran has have this for many years.

    Another one: Internet above 128 banned in Iran about 2/3 weeks ago.
     
    mahmood, Oct 26, 2006 IP
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    #36
    Well, I am a lot more fond of that portion of French people that is housed in French bikinis than I am of French Bikinis.;)
     
    northpointaiki, Oct 26, 2006 IP
  17. Will.Spencer

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    #37
    French people are dirty. You might get something nasty if you touched one.

    Except for Sabine Herold. She follows American hygiene procedures. I'd touch her.
     
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    #38
    I like dirt. It's where I come from.;)

    I also like stinky cheese, black wines, raw scallops (eaten while underwater, on a dive - watching my dive partner's eyes go to saucers - priceless), truffled eggs, and other assorted earthy, dirty delights.
     
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    #39
    Need we say more?

    http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/SauceHistory.htm

    My latin teacher told me that one time, I never believed him till I looked it up later LOL
     
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    #40
    And margarine was invented by a Frenchman to avoid the rancification that happened to butter on long marches. Now that was a crime against humanity.:D

    Age-rotten Epoisse, or brand new pasteurized process "cheese." Hmm...tough decision.

    My sauces take 4-5 days to make - and are the essence of the animal which anchors the plate. Pan-Roasted Magret of Moulard Duck with corn crepes, rainbow chard, and a sauce made from duck stock, a small bit of shallot brunoise, blonde chanterelles - and nothing else. Sauce extends the essential nature of food - not masking anything. This is the purpose of sauce, in my kingdom.

    Ah, well, I guess it all sums up to Baal's line at the end of the eponymous play by Brecht:

    "I like the taste."
     
    northpointaiki, Oct 27, 2006 IP