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Nine Words women use and their actual meaning

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by g36, Oct 1, 2011.

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    Found this on the net.

    Nine Words women use and their actual meaning

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    SEMrush
    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
     
    g36, Oct 1, 2011 IP
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  2. Spoiltdiva

    Spoiltdiva Illustrious Member

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    #2
    Thanks for the thread,it is very funny and I got a good laugh out of it.It's all true though ha*ha!:)
     
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  3. SEOXperD

    SEOXperD Peon

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    #3
    Really nice sharing, especially for the boys who were really need to understand these.
     
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    p.caspian Peon

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    Thanks for posting your research work on words women use to say. Its a nice lesson for us (boys).
     
    p.caspian, Oct 1, 2011 IP
  5. chinasa

    chinasa Peon

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    #5
    LOL. I laughed out loud when i read this thread. Its true though most of the time i use ''fine'', its just to end an argument and in my mind telling the person to shut the hell up.
     
    chinasa, Oct 2, 2011 IP
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    alodia Peon

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    #6
    So true! haha! nice post! :D
     
    alodia, Oct 2, 2011 IP
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    gyahoo Well-Known Member

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    #7
    That's the most true statement ever :D

    Laughed out loudly. Thumbs up for this post!
     
    gyahoo, Oct 2, 2011 IP
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    Wulkanen Well-Known Member

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    Is it just me or isn't this like the 3:rd time someone posts this here on DP?
     
    Wulkanen, Oct 2, 2011 IP
  9. alfredthomson1

    alfredthomson1 Banned

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    #9
    wow, i really like your thought about your women arguments
     
    alfredthomson1, Oct 2, 2011 IP
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    BungErik Member

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    Niche sharing man! I like your thread about these women says LOL
     
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    yornold Greenhorn

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    #11
    Its really true women always used these nine words....I like you massage...:)
     
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  12. g36

    g36 Peon

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    #12
    Guys, the post was supposed to be a joke, don't take it seriously.

    @Wulkanen, Nope, I couldn't find similar thread. Google it yourself.
     
    g36, Oct 3, 2011 IP
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    Wulkanen Well-Known Member

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    #13
    I know, I did but I'm still sure that I have seen it here before.
    Maybe it just got de-indexed because it already exists on so many websites out there.
     
    Wulkanen, Oct 3, 2011 IP
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    sunfyre7896 Peon

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    #14
    This is super amusing and yet so true in many cases. My favorite is number 8. I have my fair share of those as well as all of the rest. If only we'd had a guide before this. HaHa
     
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    egmixer Active Member

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    #15
    nice topic :) , thanks for the post
     
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    beven Well-Known Member

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    #16
    discussion on hot topic
     
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    #17
    I hate to admit it.. but this is pretty true. I try to be the furthest thing from a female stereotype, but thinking back, i have used all these terms (with these meanings) at least once in my past relationships.
     
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    #18
    Great post. I could hear me saying some of them when reading through! Ha, we're a funny lot!
     
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    cy99dasilva Member

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    #19
    Cooll . i think you have been researched for this "Nine Words women use and their actual meaning".
    Or you just , share your own experience ..
    But i like it pretty much .
    yeah women usually like that ..
    hahaha
    lol ..
     
    cy99dasilva, Oct 4, 2011 IP
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    #20
    haha funny. Need to show it to my girl ;)
     
    psmsoftware, Oct 4, 2011 IP