Newton's Law of Love

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    Newton in Romantic mood!​


    "Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer

    from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. "

    First law:

    "A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl

    in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until unless

    any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and

    break the legs of the boy."

    Second law:

    "The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is

    directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and

    the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the

    bank balance."

    Third law:

    "The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and

    opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals."
     
    tarjan, Mar 23, 2007 IP
  2. Idiot Inside

    Idiot Inside Well-Known Member

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    Forth Law:

    Depth of hole is directly proportional to length of pole.


    Fifth Law:

    To and fro makes lotion.


    Sixth?
     
    Idiot Inside, Mar 23, 2007 IP
  3. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    Agree with 4th law.
     
    getjimmy, Mar 23, 2007 IP
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    KingofKings Banned

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    Agree with 4th law:cool:
     
    KingofKings, Mar 24, 2007 IP
  5. Idiot Inside

    Idiot Inside Well-Known Member

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    no one agrees with 5th Law? It is the most luscious one ;)
     
    Idiot Inside, Mar 24, 2007 IP
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    zhanglh02 Peon

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    To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
    i believe love
     
    zhanglh02, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    rays Active Member

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    nice read ... this can also be true ...

    Loss Of Valuable Energy

    Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment
     
    rays, Mar 27, 2007 IP