This is why you need to start wearing your Cancun Ted Model tinfoil hat. With this hat you can say anything, do anything, deny everything, do nothing to earn your paycheck, and somehow still not get caught, or have to make amends....great hat!
While that is an excellent, newer model, there are those who swear by the classic "Slick Willie" tinfoil hat with the deluxe "Monica" earflaps.