Never Mess with wife

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by submissionguru, Apr 22, 2009.

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    Present For Husband

    A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

    Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

    The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

    The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left.

    Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"

    "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"

    "Which present?" She asked.

    "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

    "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"
     
    submissionguru, Apr 22, 2009 IP
  2. victoriaphee

    victoriaphee Guest

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    #2
    Lol! And he thought he could piss off his wife
     
    victoriaphee, Apr 22, 2009 IP
  3. Cre8tiveMedia

    Cre8tiveMedia Peon

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    #3
    Haha! Be careful what you ask for.....
     
    Cre8tiveMedia, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    drjupitor Banned

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    #4
    Regarding husband wife relationship, women are smarter than man.
     
    drjupitor, Apr 22, 2009 IP
  5. gwenri

    gwenri Active Member

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    #5
    LOL! Got what you wished for!!! hahaha!
     
    gwenri, Apr 22, 2009 IP
  6. Kim-Webgirl

    Kim-Webgirl Peon

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    #6
    Ha ha ha ha very funny be careful for what you wish for
     
    Kim-Webgirl, Apr 23, 2009 IP
  7. pageupseo

    pageupseo Peon

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    #7
    always think twice before asking for wish
     
    pageupseo, Apr 23, 2009 IP
  8. pavan6993

    pavan6993 Peon

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    #8
    The story looks really funny to me!
    I like it,keep sharing with us!
     
    pavan6993, Apr 23, 2009 IP
  9. musichangout.com

    musichangout.com Well-Known Member

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    #9
    hehehe, thanks for the laugh :D
     
    musichangout.com, Apr 23, 2009 IP
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    blazinrachel Peon

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    #10
    Lol... beware of what you wish...
     
    blazinrachel, Apr 23, 2009 IP
  11. aLeK.DzVeR

    aLeK.DzVeR Peon

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    #11
    HAHAHA nice one dude.
     
    aLeK.DzVeR, Apr 23, 2009 IP
  12. Mairu

    Mairu Member

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    #12
    Great little story
     
    Mairu, Apr 23, 2009 IP
  13. monab

    monab Banned

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    #13
    thank god i m not married dill now.

    after marriage also i would never tell my wife to bring any gift for me.
     
    monab, Apr 23, 2009 IP
  14. Leadgames

    Leadgames Banned

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    #14
    Oh my god huh! thank god
    yesterday my wife asked me what to bring from the market i told to bring Sweets :D
     
    Leadgames, Apr 23, 2009 IP
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    neuronenglish Guest

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    #15
    Nice wifee! hahaha
     
    neuronenglish, Apr 24, 2009 IP
  16. Bohra

    Bohra Prominent Member

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    #16
    lol.... omg that was something unexpected
     
    Bohra, Apr 24, 2009 IP
  17. RightMan

    RightMan Notable Member

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    #17
    The man tried to make fun with his wife, and ended up becoming a fool himself! :eek: ;)

    There is a very apt saying for such an incident....'As you sow, so shall you reap!' :rolleyes:

    Regards,

    RightMan
     
    RightMan, Apr 24, 2009 IP
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    PaidOnTime.org Peon

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    #18
    That made me laugh today!
     
    PaidOnTime.org, Apr 29, 2009 IP
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    #19
    Seein as how I like to check out the Hotties as much as the next guy - when My Fiance ask me to bring a Hottie home I'll be happy to oblige ;) Won't be able to do that for quite some time this year though seein as how My Hero is deployed for a large part of this year.
     
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  20. darubio

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    #20
    haha that is pretty good! lol
     
    darubio, Apr 29, 2009 IP