Never Lie To A Woman!

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by sarathy, Oct 4, 2007.

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    A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

    We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

    The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

    He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

    You'll love the answer...

    The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."
     
    sarathy, Oct 4, 2007 IP
  2. clinton

    clinton Well-Known Member

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    haha, thats good one !!!!
     
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    #3
    hahaha :D bulls eye! Yeah never lie to a woman
    for she will know it! Sooner than you thought hahaha :D
     
    Mysanctuary23, Oct 5, 2007 IP
  4. The Rock

    The Rock Well-Known Member

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    #4
    Very joke. Always seeing lot of funny stuff from you buddy :D
     
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    Clever wife :))
     
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    rightit Well-Known Member

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    #6
    wonderful and nice jokes for me.
     
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    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    #7
    Lol... so clever.
     
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    Very clever!:D
     
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    #9
    Hahaha! Men underastimate women.
     
    Ireq, Oct 6, 2007 IP
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    #10
    Clearly thats the first time he cheats on a girl... you gotta be more smart then that...:p
     
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    #11
    a very smart woman. I want to know how her husband replies and the end of this story. :)
     
    xc06, Oct 9, 2007 IP
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    Meener Banned

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    #12
    Made me laugh.

    Thnx
     
    Meener, Oct 9, 2007 IP
  13. Fairplay

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    All men lie to women. Period. Hee hee.

    For good or for bad...
     
    Fairplay, Oct 9, 2007 IP
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    djrishi Well-Known Member

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    #14
    good one.. good lie.
     
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    good job. keep them coming. :D
     
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    #16
    hha love it :D
     
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    #17
    maybe he borrowed the "tackle" ;)
     
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    #18
    lol this is very funny :D
     
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    #19
    hahahaha funny. Thanks for posting the joke!
     
    perrier, Oct 10, 2007 IP
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    #20
    To lie is about the worst thing you could do to a woman.
     
    KGL, Oct 11, 2007 IP