Nervous Flyers

No I'm not going camping with you.

 

Nope, not a nervous flyer. I luff it!

Especially when you go roaring along the runway, faster than a bat out of hell and take off, zooming up into oblivion.

Ahh, and when you're in the plane and it starts shaking around like a man with parkinson's disease. You look around you at the other passengers, hoping to god you all make it out of this crazy turbulence ordeal alive.

Your throat feels tight and your skin dry. You breath in deeply trying to get enough oxygen to start feeling human again. Next comes the meal. If you come out of that experience alive, then give yourself a pat on the back.

And then you prepare for landing.. seatbelt signs on.. You look out the window and see the cars the size of micro machines, and houses the size of matchboxes. It gives you an eery feeling. And then before you know it you come crashing down on the runway at the speed of lightening praying to fuck one of the wheels doesn't mangle making the plane crash. It's an immense experience.

Hope u have a good flight. x x x x x

 

The funniest thing to do is as soon as the plane hits some turblence yell out

"We're all going to die"

People love that.

 

"micro machines" -ha ha!

Mells, what's with they gay avatar? Where' all the hot womens?

 

I love you too Mella...Thanks

 

nope... but sometimes i feel nrevous with those small planes... like erj's

 

Yeah... my mother-in-law does that occasionally, but it's because she's scared out of her mind. It doesn't exactly bring ease to the other passengers though.

 

Someone here just said tell the person sitting next to you that you are an Aeronautical Engineer and the type of plane your on has a problem with the flaps that has caused a few crashes but it is very rare. Then when your landing and the flaps are being lowered scream "OH MY GOD!!!!! The wing is coming off!" He said people get a real kick out of that when you tell them your not actually an engineer.

 

I'm flying out to SC on the 18th... these are some great ideas. =)

 

Aw come on, just yell "BOMB!"

'Nuff said.

 

I don't like the taste of prison food, but, you guys feel free.

 

What were ya in for?

 

Which time?

 

The time you killed the smart alek forum mod?

 

He was found by the police with some 'genes' of a famous kidnapped supermodel crumpled on his bedroom floor.

(I think Pales the only one that will get that. )

 

Nah I could never kill anyone, but I will choke the $hit outta someone

 

Is prison food slang for you know fresh meat?

One time when I was flying there was a monster on the wing of the plane, but I was the only one that could see it. Then the monster started ripping the wing apart. Everyone thought I was crazy. Wait that may have been a movie.

 

God blessed that girl is all I am gonna say. Smoking hot....

 

I wish outter space guys would conquer earth and make people their pets, I would love to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

 

Some people pay a lot of money for one hour sessions for that type of thing.