Are you an Expert in Photoshop with a endless and clever sense of Humor? I'm looking for someone to photoshop 5 new pictures every week (20 per month) that are found online. You can take an existing image and then superimpose something on it, like text, an alien head, etc, etc. You have full creative freedom, with a few simple rules: 1) THE NEWLY CREATED IMAGE MUST BE ORIGINAL! 2) NO NUDITY! NO SWEAR WORDS (YOU CAN ** OUT STUFF, BUT IT CAN'T BE TOO CRAZY). 3) The original image must be in the "public domain" (ie: on another website) 4) We will own this new work and you may not re-sell it to anyone else, ever. Funny sayings with pets, people playing sports, funny pictures found on facebook of people being drunk or doing stupid stuff, little babies, political humor, text humor, etc. is all acceptable This is an on-going gig so if you're good, we'll keep you! We'll pay you $3 per submission to start. If we like you, we'll keep buying images from you. AGAIN THEY MUST BE ALTERED SO THAT THEY ARE ORIGINALS for our site (we will own all copyrights and you may not re-sell the images)! Please submit 1-2 samples of what you think is "good" with the originals that you altered. These will be posted on Facebook, Twitter and on our website at Buzzhumor.com. thanks! susan
$3 per submission is crazy. I can understand why you guys need someone with a good sense of humor, since that person will not make any money for his labor. You have a series of rules, but don't offer anything in return. I simply don't understand your sense of humor.