Need viagra? Call Matt Cutts!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by putrati, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. #1
    I found this today Matt Cutts is selling cheap viagra

    At least he is ranking for it, see http://wiep.net/talk/link-building/trust-keywords-link-good-ranking/ (cant post live links yet) who got him ranking 3rd place for cheap viagra online

    LOL!
     
    putrati, Jul 19, 2007 IP
  2. CountryBoy

    CountryBoy Prominent Member

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    What would Matt Cutts need Viagra for? He's the biggest cock already!
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    Hmmm that makes you wonder .....
     
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    mightyb Banned

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    #4
    People who talk about viagra are usually:

    1) Spammers
    2) People who deal with spammers
    3) Cant get it up

    In the worst case a spammer who cant get it up.
     
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  5. putrati

    putrati Peon

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    #5
    LOL :p
    I guess in this case it is someone who deals with spammers and cant get it up


    But seriously its quite interesting to see Matt Cutts ranking on "Buy cheap viagra" but without a related title tag or h1 tag and with low kwd density.
     
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  6. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    Its theee pooooooooooower of baaaaacklinks...
     
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    what kind of deal do you think he can get me?
     
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    sawz Prominent Member

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    can't get it up? :)
     
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  9. Cylon

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    #9
    none of your business.

    it's for...a friend.
     
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    anions Notable Member

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    #10
    Time to read his book then....:-"
     
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    Have you ever seen that cealis commerical that says if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you should seek medical attention. Wouldn't your wife also have to seek it as well ? I mean wouldn't she be wore out after 4 hours ?
     
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    #12
    Cialis was made for Mormons. when one wife gets tired, the next steps up.

    an erection that won't go away is called priapism.
     
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    It could also be called my wifes dream come true.
     
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    Hopper Well-Known Member

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    #14
    Joan Rivers was talking about this on a chat show in the UK a few weeks ago, she said the OAP's in LA were taking it and the old men were wearing the dry old ladies out :eek: she said they were responsible for all the forest fires out there. ;)
     
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    Just think What John Holmes would have been with a 4 hour hard on.
     
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    #16
    Literally a brilliant post! Nothing to add to that one ;)
     
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    Lol! Nice experiment.
     
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