Need to make a million dollars in SEO - nothing complicated

Hi,

Someone please tell me how to become fabulously wealthy in SEO. The requirements are:

1. Nothing complicated (me not talk english good)
2. No hard work. 1 - 3 hours per week ideal.
3. Paid vacation

Your help is appreciated. Once you've told me how to be rich, I'll give you some money too. I swear.

 

there are just 2 simple rules to get rich fast without doing any work.

first rule:dont tell everything you know!

 

Hey bro, I might not have all the answers but I'll cheer you on the whole way. When you make your bills I'll be the first to shake your hand and then ask you to do the same for me.

 

A lot of hard work is usually what is required and what keeps most from achieving wealth.

 

they exactly what he don't want to know

 

This thread is a joke right? First off, no one with intelligence is going to tell you the secret to SEO, or anything that can allow you to make money for that manner. These are secrets you will have to learn for yourself.

As far as "no hard work," since when did someone become successful without putting in any "elbow grease?" If you want to be successful, you will have to work hard and smart, period.

 

there is only one way: get a black mask, write SEO on it, and go rob a bank!!!

 

and even if you fail you get a paid vacation

 

with free meal too

 

Unfortunately in life, not just SEO, there are two ways to get ahead and you have cancelled both options out in your first two conditions. You can get ahead in life by either working smart or by working hard, if you you refuse to do either then you are going no where.

 

I think SEO is some thing related to some words like :
Long term, Patient,years ,age

May be lottery will help in your case

 

There seems to be a trend that every new member to DP posts the question, how can I get rich easily on the web.

Well, send me $29.95 via paypal and I will tell you.

 

Just save $1 for every hour you work.

then wait

 

If it where only so easy!

I'm working on trying to make my first million off net hustling. SEO in particular. It's pretty difficult and I'm no where close to a million.

 

Tell me where to send the box of cash to and you are done.

 

Not meaning to steal this thread topic, but what is net hustling?

 

better start doing some blackhat

 

I think this is a joke...

 

You can apply Adwords and Adsense for make money.

 

YOU SEND ME MONEY I SHOW YOU HOW MAKE MORE MONEY.