I have a root server with installed Debian 4.0 LAMP. All i need you to do is to make PHP working (it is not working for some reason, always throwing out error 500). I will give you root access to the server for the period which is needed to setup the PHP. Please PM me your price and timeframe (should not take longer than 30-60 minutes).
What version of php are you running now and did this error just start up on a previously working php server? Or.. are you just now setting up the server with php? I may be able to help you with this depending on the situation. I run a derivative of Debian on one box I have.. My flavor = Kubuntu 6.10 Edgy Boulder