Buying Need native English writer(s) -- preferably British

I need a native English writer, preferably British.

What are your rates? Can you handle big orders?

Do not apply if you're not from the UK/US, we'll do an actual contract -- so don't waste our time.

 

Please, PLEASE do not even try to contact me with that kind of grammar. If you can't spell correctly in a PM, I won't even bother to contact you.

 

hahha

I know I get too many of them, it's like going to a job interview naked!

 

Ah come on. Isn't anyone capable of this?

 

Yes we definitely are!

 

So go ahead and send me an offer/proposal.

 

The only fact that you need only US/UK writers becomes a hindrance for me. I have gained quite a reputation at this forum and served several native clients over the past 2 years. But the contract thing you put forward prevents me from applying for this job. Let me know whether an alternative can be arranged...

 

From your sentence structure it's pretty obvious you wouldn't be able to complete the task. It just wouldn't pass quality assurance.

 

I am sorry about that... May be I need to further improve upon my writing skills... Would highly appreciate if you can pass on a few content pages so that I can get a brief understanding on the kind of quality you are looking for...Thanks!

All the best!

 

It's not about the quality. It's about knowing the hijinks of the language which only native speakers can do -- or people who are heavily influenced by the culture and consider themselves native speakers.

 

Thanks for your response... I will try and improve upon my skills by reading more of native books and websites...