Need help to find slogan

I need help generating a slogan- its for a website whose opinions may seem rude ...but they are to incorporate humor within them...maybe a slogan that is suppose to sound insulting yet humorous?

Anyone with suggestions would really be helpful to me!

 

I am with Stupid =====>>>>>
God loves stupid people he sure made a lot of them

 

here ya go:
- You're an idiot for reading this crap.
- I tell you about stuff I hate because I hate you.

something like that that makes fun of the reader.

 

not bad- a little maybe TOO insulting to the reader a bit and almost to direct to a reader...maybe a bit more general-- the one I have on there is "I'll try being smarter if you try being nicer" but I would like maybe more original

 

I'd say something like "We are the few people left from the clean part of the gene pool"

or

"Satisfying stupidity..one moron at a time"

of course you don't know me..so I guess it doesn't count lol