Need Help! Dont Know How To Get MS Publisher For Free!!

I Don't Know How To Get MS Publisher Free

I Need Very Quickly, Does Anyone have any ideas?

 

You can't legally get it free.

And, don't type in that stupid font

-rep for you!

 

Here's 2 different ways on how to do it,

Follow these steps closely:

OPTION A:
#1 - Acquire a Firearm or some other threatening weapon.
#2 - Purchase a Ski Mask
#3 - Go to your nearest CompUSA
#4 - Wave the weapon at the first employee you see.
#5 - Ask the employee for MS Publisher

(the employee will not be a hero, as CompUSA is under backruptcy and the employee is probably thinking he won't have a job for long anyway)​

#6 - Take the MS Publisher when the employee gives it to you.
#7a - Get arrested and spend time in Prison for Armed Robbery
#7b - Alternatively, Get shot and killed by Police as you flee the scene.

OR

OPTION B:
#1 - Ask how to get Pirated Software on DP.
#2 - Don't get the Pirated Software.
#3 - Get Banned from DP.
#4 - Give up and go pay for the software.