Need Help! Dont Know How To Get MS Publisher For Free!!

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    :mad: I Don't Know How To Get MS Publisher Free :mad:

    I Need Very Quickly, Does Anyone have any ideas?:D:D

     
    amcgowanj, Nov 22, 2008 IP
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    peter_anderson Notable Member

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    You can't legally get it free.

    And, don't type in that stupid font :mad:

    -rep for you!
     
    peter_anderson, Nov 22, 2008 IP
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    Here's 2 different ways on how to do it,

    Follow these steps closely:

    OPTION A:
    #1 - Acquire a Firearm or some other threatening weapon.
    #2 - Purchase a Ski Mask
    #3 - Go to your nearest CompUSA
    #4 - Wave the weapon at the first employee you see.
    #5 - Ask the employee for MS Publisher
    (the employee will not be a hero, as CompUSA is under backruptcy and the employee is probably thinking he won't have a job for long anyway)​
    #6 - Take the MS Publisher when the employee gives it to you.
    #7a - Get arrested and spend time in Prison for Armed Robbery
    #7b - Alternatively, Get shot and killed by Police as you flee the scene.

    OR

    OPTION B:
    #1 - Ask how to get Pirated Software on DP.
    #2 - Don't get the Pirated Software.
    #3 - Get Banned from DP.
    #4 - Give up and go pay for the software.
     
    Naughty-Pages, Nov 22, 2008 IP
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