Here is the blog: Fart Noises The specs are: - 910 pixels wide by 150 to 175 pixels high. In other words, the new header will span the page instead of just the center column as it does now. - Colors need to fit into the black / red / off white theme that is already there. - I will be putting white letters on top of the image and will change them from time to time as new witty phrases cross my mind, so a least a portion of the header needs to be set aside for proper constrast with the white lettering. The header needs to fit in with the whole sophormoric / bathroom humor vibe the place reeks of. Please PM me with price, time frame, number and extent of revisions permitted before you start to get annoyed. Thanks.