I am in the US and starting an Aussie inspired clothing brand. I need a writer to come up with funny sayings and words of wisdom using Oz lingo. I probably need at least 50 to a 100 short phrases that would be funny to an American audience. My brands logo features a surfing Buddha and appeals to a young trendy market with a sense of humor. What I am looking for is things that make you laugh but also make you think. If you are up for the challenge, get back to me with at least one original idea and we can take it from there.