Need a PHP Script developed to run on a Windows 2003 Server $5

Hi, I need someone to develop a PHP script for me. It will need to do the following:

• Display Server Uptime
• Display Disk Space
• Display Free Disk Space
• Display Server Name
• Check Port 80
• Ability to check any port
• Announcements - (Easily Updatable)
• Display viewers external IP

The big thing about this is that it MUST support Windows Server 2003, and run on PHP 5.

mySQL IS avaliable.

Needs to have results presented in a simple HTML page that is able to EASILY be used in an existing website.

Budget: $5
PayPal only.

I will need to see a screenshot of the script working before I will purchase.

Thanks.

 

come back when you have raised your budget to $50 and ill consider

 

Here's the answer to a few.

<?
echo exec("net statistics workstation") . "<br /><br />"; ///It will say 'statistics since...' parse it out and compare it to the current time and you will have your uptime..

echo exec("FREEDISK") . "<br /><br />"; //Displays free disk space in bytes

$ip = (getenv(HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR)) ? getenv(HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR):getenv(REMOTE_ADDR);

echo $ip;
?>

PHP:

 

Wow, $5? Why so generous? This is a third world country after all, right?