Can anyone host a reliable one for me? I'm going to need to be able to remotely connect to it. As in using a (*.php) file on my computer. If you can host one for me please either reply to this or message me. Also I am fully aware of the sites that host them for free, I would much rather know the person hosting it for me if you know what I mean.
What hosting company do you use? Most web hosts offer a MySQL database as a part of their standard package (and many offer other db options as well). If yours doesn't, you might consider just setting up a cheap plan with HostGator or BlueHost (there are many, many other decent hosts out there to choose from as well).
It is better for you to try freehostia.com for free php/mysql hosting. But may be they do not provide remote connections.